Jobs available at the Club

East African Single Malt Club

Or

The League of Extra Ordinary Gentlemen

At a previous meeting, I believe at the Rusty Nail, while discussing the charter and the fact that no women are allowed to be members, the discussion arose that perhaps - as a token gesture and for the general pleasure of the members view, a woman should be asked to become secretary of the club. Required talents are below and should anyone know of such a person then please let the Chair know.

Position as Club Secretary available

Person applying for this position should at the very least have the following attributes to even consider applying:

• A good and assorted collection of fishnet stockings
  

• Be willing, able and enjoy sitting for hours taking notes on the tasters comments while seductively crossing ones legs over and over
  

• A wide and variable collection of short business skirts
  

• Have that beguiling look when staring over ones glasses while gently chewing the end of ones pen
  

• A copious and thrilling collection of low-cut dress shirts
  

Please send in applications and photos of any of the above requirements to all members.